Scientists representing the Soviet Union traveling overseas were enjoined from mentioning certain technical topics that might reflect negatively on soviet socialism, and were required to refer any questions about those polar bears to their accompanying commisar.
Wait, did I say “polar bears”? Sorry. Sorry. Never mind. This comment has nothing to do with polar bears. There is nothing here about polar bears.
!Only in Soviet Russia…
“particularly polar bears”Wait, here’s one polar bear you can talk about: it is cheerfully climbing into a rowing boat, which just goes to prove polar bears are happy that the world is warming—just look at the grin on that big fella’s face!